BASED IN the jungle,
World
Not for everyone, not for you
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//ORIGIN
Three Phases
//ORIGIN
Three Phases
born out of rejection. Out of boredom with a world that keeps trying to fit everyone into the same box
Here, style isn’t a uniform. It’s a statement.
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We don’t follow trends.
We set our own rhythm. The world copies what it can’t create.
We don’t ask permission.
We move first. Rules are just suggestions we choose to ignore.
We don’t care to be accepted.
We don’t fit in — we stand out. Freedom starts when you stop trying to belong.
We don’t follow trends.
We set our own rhythm. The world copies what it can’t create.
We don’t ask permission.
We move first. Rules are just suggestions we choose to ignore.
We don’t care to be accepted.
We don’t fit in — we stand out. Freedom starts when you stop trying to belong.
We don’t follow trends.
We set our own rhythm. The world copies what it can’t create.
We don’t ask permission.
We move first. Rules are just suggestions we choose to ignore.
We don’t care to be accepted.
We don’t fit in — we stand out. Freedom starts when you stop trying to belong.
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//Access
BAD MONKEY
//Access
BAD MONKEY
You don’t buy BAD MONKEY. You earn it.
This isn’t your usual online store. To wear BAD MONKEY, you need to apply — tell us why you belong here. We’re not looking for status. We’re looking for mindset.
THE DROP RITUAL
1. Apply for Access
Status: INITIATION REQUIRED
You don’t add to cart — you apply for entry. Tell us who you are, what drives you, and why you belong here. The form is your first test — truth is the only right answer.
1. Apply for Access
Status: INITIATION REQUIRED
You don’t add to cart — you apply for entry. Tell us who you are, what drives you, and why you belong here. The form is your first test — truth is the only right answer.
1. Apply for Access
Status: INITIATION REQUIRED
You don’t add to cart — you apply for entry. Tell us who you are, what drives you, and why you belong here. The form is your first test — truth is the only right answer.
2. GET APPROVED
Status: UNDER REVIEW
Every application is read — not by bots, by humans. We don’t care about followers or flex. We look for mindset, not noise. If you’re chosen, you’ll be notified.
2. GET APPROVED
Status: UNDER REVIEW
Every application is read — not by bots, by humans. We don’t care about followers or flex. We look for mindset, not noise. If you’re chosen, you’ll be notified.
2. GET APPROVED
Status: UNDER REVIEW
Every application is read — not by bots, by humans. We don’t care about followers or flex. We look for mindset, not noise. If you’re chosen, you’ll be notified.
3. RECEIVE YOUR CODE
Status: ACCESS GRANTED
Your approval unlocks a private access. The store opens for you.
3. RECEIVE YOUR CODE
Status: ACCESS GRANTED
Your approval unlocks a private access. The store opens for you.
3. RECEIVE YOUR CODE
Status: ACCESS GRANTED
Your approval unlocks a private access. The store opens for you.
4. ACCESS THE DROP
Status: LIVE
You’ve earned your entry — now claim your piece. Every drop is limited, every product a symbol of belonging. Once you wear it, you’re no longer outside. You’re in.
4. ACCESS THE DROP
Status: LIVE
You’ve earned your entry — now claim your piece. Every drop is limited, every product a symbol of belonging. Once you wear it, you’re no longer outside. You’re in.
4. ACCESS THE DROP
Status: LIVE
You’ve earned your entry — now claim your piece. Every drop is limited, every product a symbol of belonging. Once you wear it, you’re no longer outside. You’re in.
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//Earn your place
BAD MONKEY
//Earn your place
BAD MONKEY
WELCOME TO THE 8TH SPECIES
Now you don’t just wear BAD MONKEY
you become part of it.
Once your application is accepted, you’ll receive a private access.
That code unlocks the store — and your first piece of freedom.
From that moment, you’re in the tribe.
Every drop. Every ritual. Every evolution.
You’re not a customer — you’re part of the story.
WELCOME TO THE 8TH SPECIES
Now you don’t just wear BAD MONKEY
you become part of it.
Once your application is accepted, you’ll receive a private access.
That code unlocks the store — and your first piece of freedom.
From that moment, you’re in the tribe.
Every drop. Every ritual. Every evolution.
You’re not a customer — you’re part of the story.
People are tired of pretending — trends, filters, and chasing likes.
BAD MONKEY exists for the few who move differently.
We design lifestyle apparel that turns rebellion into calm confidence: raw, minimal, real.
Each piece is a statement of freedom — not a logo for validation.
Access is earned by mindset, not money.
Join the tribe, live the code, and wear who you are.
Not here to please.
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//THE CODE
manisfesto
//THE CODE
manisfesto
Manifesto of the Untamed
8 core rules of BAD MONKEY
1. OWNERSHIP
This piece is yours — it bonds to your DNA.
02. FREEDOM
Rebellion doesn’t survive hot water
03. SOCIAL
Who gives a f** about followers.*
04. EXPRESSION
Mix it, rip it, live it.
05. RESPECT
Wrinkles are stories.
06. MEMBERSHIP
You don’t buy. You earn.
07. LIFESTYLE
Too chill to care, never too scared.
08. RETURN POLICY
We don’t take back freedom.
1. OWNERSHIP
This piece is yours — it bonds to your DNA.
02. FREEDOM
Rebellion doesn’t survive hot water
03. SOCIAL
Who gives a f** about followers.*
04. EXPRESSION
Mix it, rip it, live it.
05. RESPECT
Wrinkles are stories.
06. MEMBERSHIP
You don’t buy. You earn.
07. LIFESTYLE
Too chill to care, never too scared.
08. RETURN POLICY
We don’t take back freedom.
1. OWNERSHIP
This piece is yours — it bonds to your DNA.
02. FREEDOM
Rebellion doesn’t survive hot water
03. SOCIAL
Who gives a f** about followers.*
04. EXPRESSION
Mix it, rip it, live it.
05. RESPECT
Wrinkles are stories.
06. MEMBERSHIP
You don’t buy. You earn.
07. LIFESTYLE
Too chill to care, never too scared.
08. RETURN POLICY
We don’t take back freedom.
1. OWNERSHIP
This piece is yours — it bonds to your DNA.
02. FREEDOM
Rebellion doesn’t survive hot water
03. SOCIAL
Who gives a f** about followers.*
04. EXPRESSION
Mix it, rip it, live it.
05. RESPECT
Wrinkles are stories.
06. MEMBERSHIP
You don’t buy. You earn.
07. LIFESTYLE
Too chill to care, never too scared.
08. RETURN POLICY
We don’t take back freedom.
BAD MONKEY — The 8th Species.
Rules? We make our own.
BAD MONKEY — The 8th Species.
Rules? We make our own.
BAD MONKEY — The 8th Species.
Rules? We make our own.
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//THE MYTH
Since 2025
//THE MYTH
Since 2025
The next step in evolution is rebellion.
THE 8TH SPECIES
We were human. Then we conformed. Then we woke up.
The 8th Species are those who live beyond approval — the evolved few.
Instinct. Awareness. Defiance. Expression. Disruption. Freedom. Connection. Transcendence.
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//Testimonial
Voices
Social proof
but underground.
Rick O'connell
Gameplay Programmer, Microsoft
"I was amazed by how intuitive and user-friendly everything felt. It's clear their designers obsess over every pixel, every transition, to create experiences that delight"
Ellie sattler
Visual Designer, Bose
"I hired grey to redesign my company's website. The process was smooth and easy. They listened to all my needs and delivered a site that exceeded my ideas"
Kate Mccalilster
Home Advisor, Apple Inc.
"With grey user-friendly CRM, our sales team can now work smarter, not harder. Deal tracking, reports, traffic - it's all automated and accessible in one place."
Anne Weying
Cloud Sales Executive, AMD
"we've seen increase in site traffic, lead generation, and sales. I can't recommend greyola enough. he truly transformed our website and design!"
Eddie Brock
Design Manager, HBO
"Grey expert developer took my Photoshop files and turned them into pixel-perfect, responsive websites. The clean, made my designs really shine."
John Fitzgerald
Division Manager, Airbus
"I was impressed by His designer's ability to grasp my vision and bring it to digital life. The site they optimizing user experience and functionality."
//Testimonial
Voices
Social proof
but underground.
Anne Weying
Cloud Sales Executive
"we've seen increase in site traffic, lead generation, and sales. I can't recommend greyola enough. he truly transformed our website and design!"
Rick O'connell
Programmer, Microsoft
"I was amazed by how intuitive and user-friendly everything felt. It's clear their designers obsess over every pixel, transition, to create experiences that delight"
Kate Mccalilster
Home Advisor, Apple
"With grey user-friendly CRM, our sales team can now work smarter, not harder. Deal tracking, reports, traffic - it's all automated and accessible in one place."
Anne Weying
Cloud Sales Executive
"we've seen increase in site traffic, lead generation, and sales. I can't recommend greyola enough. he truly transformed our website and design!"
Rick O'connell
Programmer, Microsoft
"I was amazed by how intuitive and user-friendly everything felt. It's clear their designers obsess over every pixel, transition, to create experiences that delight"
Kate Mccalilster
Home Advisor, Apple
"With grey user-friendly CRM, our sales team can now work smarter, not harder. Deal tracking, reports, traffic - it's all automated and accessible in one place."
Anne Weying
Cloud Sales Executive
"we've seen increase in site traffic, lead generation, and sales. I can't recommend greyola enough. he truly transformed our website and design!"
Rick O'connell
Programmer, Microsoft
"I was amazed by how intuitive and user-friendly everything felt. It's clear their designers obsess over every pixel, transition, to create experiences that delight"
Kate Mccalilster
Home Advisor, Apple
"With grey user-friendly CRM, our sales team can now work smarter, not harder. Deal tracking, reports, traffic - it's all automated and accessible in one place."
Anne Weying
Cloud Sales Executive
"we've seen increase in site traffic, lead generation, and sales. I can't recommend greyola enough. he truly transformed our website and design!"
Rick O'connell
Programmer, Microsoft
"I was amazed by how intuitive and user-friendly everything felt. It's clear their designers obsess over every pixel, transition, to create experiences that delight"
Kate Mccalilster
Home Advisor, Apple
"With grey user-friendly CRM, our sales team can now work smarter, not harder. Deal tracking, reports, traffic - it's all automated and accessible in one place."
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//FAQ
Concerns
Frequently
Asked Rebellions
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Why do I have to apply to buy?
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What happens after I apply?
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What makes BAD MONKEY different?
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What kind of apparel do you make?
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Can I return or exchange?
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How do I join the tribe?
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//FAQ
Concerns
Frequently
Asked Rebellions
01
Why do I have to apply to buy?
02
What happens after I apply?
03
What makes BAD MONKEY different?
04
What kind of apparel do you make?
05
Can I return or exchange?
06
How do I join the tribe?
//FAQ
Concerns
Frequently
Asked Question
Why do I have to apply to buy?
What happens after I apply?
What makes BAD MONKEY different?
What kind of apparel do you make?
Can I return or exchange?
How do I join the tribe?
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//FAQ
Concerns
Frequently
Asked Rebellions
01
Why do I have to apply to buy?
02
What happens after I apply?
03
What makes BAD MONKEY different?
04
What kind of apparel do you make?
05
Can I return or exchange?
06
How do I join the tribe?
based in the jungle, World
not for everyone,
not for you
Apply. Evolve. Join the 8th Species.
You’ve got one shot! make it count!
based in the jungle, World
not for everyone,
not for you
Apply. Evolve. Join the 8th Species.
You’ve got one shot! make it count!
Apply. Evolve. Join the 8th Species.
You’ve got one shot! make it count!
based in the jungle, World
not for everyone,
not for you